Because my corner of Oregon is the nexus of all that's weird in the world:
Woman accused of attack with boiling oil in Bible dispute
EUGENE, Ore. (AP) — A Eugene woman is held on $250,000 bail after allegedly pouring boiling oil on her boyfriend’s face in an argument over a Bible verse.
Angela S. Morris, 19, is charged with domestic violence assault. Her 31-year-old boyfriend, whose name was not released, was taken to Oregon Health & Science University in Portland with severe burns to his face, neck and chest.
The two were reading the Bible at the boyfriend’s apartment May 13 when Morris went to the kitchen to prepare french fries, police said.
Morris told police they continued to argue and that he grabbed her from behind.
Police say he then went to his bedroom to lie down. Morris followed and threw the oil on him, they said.
I'm not sure what commandment that breaks, but it's gotta be one of them...