I've dug several of the recent comic book movies, but make no secret of my disdain for Ang Lee's Hulk debacle from last year. This editorial by The Onion is Hulk's hilarious defense of said film and proposals for a sequel. "Why no one appreciate daring vision of Ang Lee? Aaargh! Ang Lee genius!" Or, "Hulk visualize Hulk trilogy like Matrix, but no spiritual mumbo-jumbo. Crazy mumbo-jumbo make Hulk's head hurt!"