I like him, but I don't like like him
I found my hits spiking this morning and realized that yours truly is the #6 top Google hit for the search phrase "Obama ode lusty." This -- something to do with a risque Internet video made by a fan -- apparently is a big global news story (yep, the media standards in my profession continue to be quite high; I guess there was a break in the spell of Paris Hilton coverage).
Anyway, for the record, while I admire Mr. Obama's policies, we are just friends. Lusty friends.