MUSIC: Hootie's Hell
Honestly, I've seen this incredibly annoying Burger King commercial on TV 59 times but I never realized the cowboy is Hootie from 1990s mellow-rock sensations Hootie and the Blowfish. (I'm a case study in failure of advertising -- I can have a commercial flash by me a hundred times in TV, register it, and still not be able to tell you what they're advertising.)
Anyway, man, Hootie. Geez. From #1 records in the '90s to singing jingles about Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch whatzits. Wouldn't it just have been more dignified to have a heroin overdose or star in a porn movie?